Dr Pun

markem · 07-12-2010, 10:34 AM

Two lions are walking through the jungle when they come upon two men sitting under a tree.

One is terribly obese and is writing frantically on a notepad. He finishes a page, rips it out of the pad and hands it to the other guy. This guy is thin as a rail, maybe 90 lbs. dripping wet. He reads the page with equal energy and places the page in a pile.

Well, one of the lions eats the skinny guy which causes the other lion to ask;"Leo, you could of had a week's worth of meal, and you eat the guy who will barely take the edge off your appetite. Why?!?!?"

The first lion replies; "Well Linus, don't you know? Writers cramp and reader digest!"

07-12-2010, 10:34 AM	#15
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,646 Trading: (47)	Re: Dr Pun Two lions are walking through the jungle when they come upon two men sitting under a tree. One is terribly obese and is writing frantically on a notepad. He finishes a page, rips it out of the pad and hands it to the other guy. This guy is thin as a rail, maybe 90 lbs. dripping wet. He reads the page with equal energy and places the page in a pile. Well, one of the lions eats the skinny guy which causes the other lion to ask;"Leo, you could of had a week's worth of meal, and you eat the guy who will barely take the edge off your appetite. Why?!?!?" The first lion replies; "Well Linus, don't you know? Writers cramp and reader digest!" __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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