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|  01-29-2010, 07:59 AM | #1 | 
| Dad Jokester Supreme |  For my friensd in IT 
			
			Looking over the log book kept by the computer support staff at my office, I noticed several entries stating the problem was PICNIC. I asked one of the technicians what PICNIC meant. He laughed as he told me it meant "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer." 
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|  01-29-2010, 08:01 AM | #3 | 
| BR549 |  Re: For my friensd in IT 
			
			I am not an IT person, but.  Had a guy at work yesterday ask me what was wrong with the computer.  I took a look when he moved the mouse, then the monitor said "no signal"  Looked over and pushed the power button on the tower and wala-- it came on.
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|  01-29-2010, 08:06 AM | #4 | 
| Dad Jokester Supreme |  Re: For my friensd in IT 
			
			Greg's not only a Dr. of banter, but an IT guru as well!
		 
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|  01-29-2010, 09:04 AM | #7 | 
| YNWA   |  Re: For my friensd in IT 
			
			This one has many names. The one I know it as is called CKI - chair/keyboard interface.
		 
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|  01-29-2010, 12:24 PM | #8 | 
| Back in the midwest! |  Re: For my friensd in IT 
			
			I say PICNIC or PEBKAC a lot... "thanks! what was wrong with the printer?" "PEBKAC" as I walk away to a puzzled look. 
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|  01-29-2010, 01:58 PM | #10 | 
| Dad Jokester Supreme |  Re: For my friensd in IT    
				__________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide | 
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|  01-29-2010, 02:33 PM | #11 | 
| MassHole |  Re: For my friensd in IT 
			
			PEBKAC!     
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|  01-29-2010, 02:38 PM | #12 | 
| Dad Jokester Supreme |  Re: For my friensd in IT 
			
			At my last company, where I was the closest thing to an IT guru (very scary indeed!), I would tell our AA evertime she called me with a problem that the problem stemmed from a loose nut behind the keyboard. She looked for a nut to tighten for weeks. I know, I'm going to pay for all of these things I did one day    . 
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|  01-29-2010, 03:57 PM | #13 | |
| Back in the midwest! |  Re: For my friensd in IT Quote: 
      
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|  02-01-2010, 08:42 PM | #14 | 
| Have My Own Room |  Re: For my friensd in IT 
			
			I ran into many of these when I did computer work.    
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|  02-22-2010, 09:59 PM | #16 | 
| Have My Own Room |  Re: For my friensd in IT 
			
			Reminds me of an old joke I heard in the nineties...that ends with the words "tell them you're too f#%&ing stupid to own a computer"!    
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