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Steve 01-29-2010 07:59 AM

For my friensd in IT
 
Looking over the log book kept by the computer support staff at my office, I noticed several entries stating the problem was PICNIC.

I asked one of the technicians what PICNIC meant.

He laughed as he told me it meant "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer."

G G 01-29-2010 08:00 AM

Re: For my friensd in IT
 
:tu that's usually the case.

G G 01-29-2010 08:01 AM

Re: For my friensd in IT
 
I am not an IT person, but. Had a guy at work yesterday ask me what was wrong with the computer. I took a look when he moved the mouse, then the monitor said "no signal" Looked over and pushed the power button on the tower and wala-- it came on.

Steve 01-29-2010 08:06 AM

Re: For my friensd in IT
 
Greg's not only a Dr. of banter, but an IT guru as well!

elderboy02 01-29-2010 08:26 AM

Re: For my friensd in IT
 
I totally agree with the PICNIC acronym :tu

Kreth 01-29-2010 08:31 AM

Re: For my friensd in IT
 
AKA a PEBCAK error - Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard, or an ID-10-T error... :r
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pnoon 01-29-2010 09:04 AM

Re: For my friensd in IT
 
This one has many names. The one I know it as is called CKI - chair/keyboard interface.

spectrrr 01-29-2010 12:24 PM

Re: For my friensd in IT
 
I say PICNIC or PEBKAC a lot...

"thanks! what was wrong with the printer?"
"PEBKAC" as I walk away to a puzzled look.

wavescrashing 01-29-2010 12:45 PM

Re: For my friensd in IT
 
Yeah, the PICNIC is what I usually refer to as "walking denial of service"

Steve 01-29-2010 01:58 PM

Re: For my friensd in IT
 
:r:r

dunng 01-29-2010 02:33 PM

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PEBKAC! :tu

Steve 01-29-2010 02:38 PM

Re: For my friensd in IT
 
At my last company, where I was the closest thing to an IT guru (very scary indeed!), I would tell our AA evertime she called me with a problem that the problem stemmed from a loose nut behind the keyboard. She looked for a nut to tighten for weeks.

I know, I'm going to pay for all of these things I did one day :ss ;s .

spectrrr 01-29-2010 03:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wavescrashing (Post 739907)
Yeah, the PICNIC is what I usually refer to as "walking denial of service"

:r:r:r:r

CBI_2 02-01-2010 08:42 PM

Re: For my friensd in IT
 
I ran into many of these when I did computer work. :banger

bvilchez 02-22-2010 09:43 PM

Re: For my friensd in IT
 
You gotta love that operator error....

M1903A1 02-22-2010 09:59 PM

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Reminds me of an old joke I heard in the nineties...that ends with the words "tell them you're too f#%&ing stupid to own a computer"! :r


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