stuttering

G G · 02-05-2010, 08:34 PM

A teacher is explaining biology to her 3r grade students. She said.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter,"
A little girl raises her hand. saying, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary,"
The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Sh!t,' the Rottweiler ate her!"
The teacher had to leave the room.

Kreth · 02-05-2010, 08:40 PM

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Mr.Erskine · 02-05-2010, 09:14 PM

That's one of the better things about being a teacher... They make you laugh at things you shouldn't

CasaDooley · 02-05-2010, 09:44 PM

fu fu funny!

CBI_2 · 02-06-2010, 08:12 AM

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A stuttering ROFL there.

02-05-2010, 08:34 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,726 Trading: (10)	stuttering A teacher is explaining biology to her 3r grade students. She said. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," A little girl raises her hand. saying, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary," The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Sh!t,' the Rottweiler ate her!" The teacher had to leave the room.

02-05-2010, 08:40 PM	#2
Kreth Ronin smoker Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: Oneonta, NY Posts: 3,620 Trading: (14)	Re: stuttering Posted via Mobile Device

02-05-2010, 09:14 PM	#3
Mr.Erskine Looking up Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Benjamin Location: Dover, DE Posts: 297 Trading: (1)	Re: stuttering That's one of the better things about being a teacher... They make you laugh at things you shouldn't __________________ Cornbread... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

02-05-2010, 09:44 PM	#4
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: stuttering fu fu funny! __________________ *Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*

02-06-2010, 08:12 AM	#5
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: stuttering ----------- A stuttering ROFL there. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

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