stuttering
 

A teacher is explaining biology to her 3r grade students. She said.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter,"
A little girl raises her hand. saying, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary,"
The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Sh!t,' the Rottweiler ate her!"
The teacher had to leave the room.

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:r:r:r
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That's one of the better things about being a teacher... They make you laugh at things you shouldn't

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fu fu funny!:r

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:r---:r----:r----:r A stuttering ROFL there. :D