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Dad Jokester Supreme
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Looking over the log book kept by the computer support staff at my office, I noticed several entries stating the problem was PICNIC.
I asked one of the technicians what PICNIC meant. He laughed as he told me it meant "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer."
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BR549
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I am not an IT person, but. Had a guy at work yesterday ask me what was wrong with the computer. I took a look when he moved the mouse, then the monitor said "no signal" Looked over and pushed the power button on the tower and wala-- it came on.
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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Greg's not only a Dr. of banter, but an IT guru as well!
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YNWA
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This one has many names. The one I know it as is called CKI - chair/keyboard interface.
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Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden |
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Back in the midwest!
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I say PICNIC or PEBKAC a lot...
"thanks! what was wrong with the printer?" "PEBKAC" as I walk away to a puzzled look.
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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MassHole
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PEBKAC!
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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At my last company, where I was the closest thing to an IT guru (very scary indeed!), I would tell our AA evertime she called me with a problem that the problem stemmed from a loose nut behind the keyboard. She looked for a nut to tighten for weeks.
I know, I'm going to pay for all of these things I did one day .
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Back in the midwest!
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Have My Own Room
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I ran into many of these when I did computer work.
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Have My Own Room
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Reminds me of an old joke I heard in the nineties...that ends with the words "tell them you're too f#%&ing stupid to own a computer"!
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