Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum  

Go Back   Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum > Non Cigar Specialty Forums > Misc > Jokes

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-09-2009, 09:11 PM   #1
Blueface
Gramps 4x's
 
Blueface's Avatar
4
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny
Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana
Posts: 8,774
Trading: (8)
Bolivar
Blueface has disabled reputation
Default Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

I guess being Hispanic, I can get away with this.
Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.



1. Cheese: The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom: When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder: My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. Texas : My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes: Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July: Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum: I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. Juarez: One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken: I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair: We only have one enchilada left but don't worry, wheelchair

11. Chicken wing: My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

12. Harassment: My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, 'Honey harassment nothing to me.'

13. Bishop: My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

14. Body wash: I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
__________________
Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian
Blueface is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2009, 09:21 PM   #2
Mr.Maduro
In Domino Confido
 
Mr.Maduro's Avatar
2
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Patrick
Location: La Casa del Blueface
Posts: 2,905
Trading: (83)
HUpmann
Mr.Maduro has disabled reputation
Default Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

Love Harassment and Bishop!!
__________________
"Patrick...You low-rent f#@k!!!" - MACMS (Shack V)
Mr.Maduro is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2009, 09:29 PM   #3
SmokeyJoe
Chief Wannastogie Lounge
 
SmokeyJoe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Joe
Location: Raleigh, NC
Posts: 3,163
Trading: (28)
VR
SmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud of
Default Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

You are a bad man...

But FUNNY!
__________________
"I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher
SmokeyJoe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2009, 10:45 PM   #4
CBI_2
Have My Own Room
 
CBI_2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Paul
Location: In my skin.
Posts: 2,066
Trading: (0)
CBI_2 is a jewel in the roughCBI_2 is a jewel in the roughCBI_2 is a jewel in the rough
Default Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

Thanks I needed that laugh.
__________________
"The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff
CBI_2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2009, 03:26 AM   #5
Metalnoise777
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

Funny
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2009, 10:21 AM   #6
tchariya
Taters of the lost Ark
 
tchariya's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Illinois
Posts: 592
Trading: (13)
RG
tchariya will become famous soon enoughtchariya will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

OMG! one of my co-workers speaks really good english, but his 'native' annunciation of works like in the list above are just hilarious. I'll have to show him this list.
tchariya is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2009, 09:07 AM   #7
G G
BR549
 
G G's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Greg
Location: Taylor, FL.
Posts: 12,730
Trading: (10)
Bolivar
G G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant futureG G has a brilliant future
Default Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

Good one.
G G is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2009, 05:32 PM   #8
Made in Dade
The Freedom Tower
 
Made in Dade's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: West Palm Beach,Fl
Posts: 227
Trading: (0)
Made in Dade is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

I couldn't hold back, I had to chuckle myself.
__________________
''Man loves liberty, even if he does not know he loves it, he is driven by it and flees from where it does not exist'' Jose Marti
Made in Dade is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2009, 11:22 AM   #9
1badhog07
Still Watching My Back
 
1badhog07's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
First Name: gustavo
Location: laredo,tx
Posts: 215
Trading: (2)
HdM
1badhog07 is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

Very funny senor!
__________________
I WILL SMOKE NO CIGAR BEFORE ITS TIME
1badhog07 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2009, 12:19 PM   #10
tobii3
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blueface View Post
I guess being Hispanic, I can get away with this.
Hispanic???

Thought you were Cuban??

  Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2009, 12:45 PM   #11
kydsid
Ditat Deus
 
kydsid's Avatar
1
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
First Name: Jason
Location: Among the Pines
Posts: 2,361
Trading: (46)
kydsid is just really nicekydsid is just really nicekydsid is just really nicekydsid is just really nice
Default Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

Quote:
Originally Posted by tobii3 View Post
Hispanic???

Thought you were Cuban??

July!
kydsid is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2009, 12:47 PM   #12
hotreds
Ephesians 2:8
 
hotreds's Avatar
13
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed"
Posts: 11,665
Trading: (63)
Bolivar
hotreds has disabled reputation
Default Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

¡Puta mierda esse!
__________________
God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.
hotreds is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2009, 12:53 PM   #13
Montano
Bourbon IS a food group
 
Montano's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
First Name: Nick
Location: Central Cali
Posts: 2,059
Trading: (33)
Cohiba Navy (Served With Honor)
Montano is a jewel in the roughMontano is a jewel in the roughMontano is a jewel in the roughMontano is a jewel in the rough
Default Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

hisPANIC
__________________
Montano is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-02-2010, 10:20 AM   #14
ucla695
Neither here, nor there
 
ucla695's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The Pool
Posts: 3,696
Trading: (5)
Montecristo
ucla695 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

ucla695 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 01:30 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content is copyrighted jointly by Cigar Asylum and the content provider.