Famous Movie Quotes

[MedicCook]

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

OK, lets get this back running!

Line is from Lonesome Dove.

How about an easy one to jump start things:

I’m a Mawg: half-man, half-dog. I’m my own best friend.

Space Balls.

"Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth."

[TheBeard]

Originally Posted by MedicCook

"Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth."

Bevis and Butthead Do America.

"I'm gonna bite my pillow, is what I'm gonna do!"

[Sr Mike]

Originally Posted by TheBeard

"I'm gonna bite my pillow, is what I'm gonna do!"

Waiting For Guffman


"I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!"

[SvilleKid]

Originally Posted by Sr Mike

Waiting For Guffman


"I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!"

Local sheriff to Tim Allen's character in "Wild Hogs"

How about:

"...... so he just shoot the piano player; and they hung him!"

[SvilleKid]

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

Local sheriff to Tim Allen's character in "Wild Hogs"

How about:

"...... so he just shoot the piano player; and they hung him!"

OK, another quote, same movie:

"I'm looking at a badge with a drunk pinned to it"

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

OK, another quote, same movie:

"I'm looking at a badge with a drunk pinned to it"

El Dorado

Now to move the quotes away from the Howdy Do-Dee generation to something a little more current...

"She's right though. I'm gonna whip you silly, then I'm gonna @#$k you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours."

[LooseCard]

Way of the Gun, I believe.


Next:
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fu(ked with?"