Texts From Last Night....a website - Page 4

04-30-2009, 01:55 PM

I've been addicted to this site ever since crystal showed it to me. LOVE IT

WildBlueSooner · 04-30-2009, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

I've been addicted to this site ever since crystal showed it to me. LOVE IT

Some hilarious stuff there!

04-30-2009, 03:59 PM

a couple of funny ones:
(810): oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a ****o

(480): I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.

(214): I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute

and one I have def sent myself in the past:
(970): Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad

spectrrr · 04-30-2009, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05

(845): Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo

been there, done that.....

DPD6030 · 04-30-2009, 11:40 PM

(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events

DPD6030 · 04-30-2009, 11:46 PM

(503): PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
(515): Ur type is ready and willing

DPD6030 · 04-30-2009, 11:49 PM

(508): So how was he last night?
(617): Five-minute foot-long.

DPD6030 · 04-30-2009, 11:51 PM

(406): So, how was the dinner
(1-406): Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.

DPD6030 · 04-30-2009, 11:53 PM

(205): Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.

DPD6030 · 04-30-2009, 11:56 PM

(970): Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.

DPD6030 · 05-01-2009, 12:06 AM

(310): I understand how i **** in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them

TheRealBonger · 05-01-2009, 05:30 AM

(208): i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.

05-01-2009, 08:13 AM

spooble · 05-01-2009, 09:32 AM

(315): covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly

hahahaha

05-01-2009, 10:17 AM

(419): I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to d!ck slap a girl.

05-01-2009, 10:20 AM

(212): ??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.

05-01-2009, 10:22 AM

(709): i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up

05-01-2009, 10:23 AM

ugh....now I'm addicted to it again....I can't stop

LooseCard · 05-01-2009, 10:26 AM

Dude!

You're killin me with these!!!

white_s2k · 05-01-2009, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrreindeer

(419): I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to d!ck slap a girl.

04-30-2009, 01:55 PM	#61
SixPackSunday Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website I've been addicted to this site ever since crystal showed it to me. LOVE IT

04-30-2009, 03:59 PM	#63
SixPackSunday Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website a couple of funny ones: (810): oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a ****o (480): I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is. (214): I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute and one I have def sent myself in the past: (970): Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad

04-30-2009, 11:40 PM	#65
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events

04-30-2009, 11:46 PM	#66
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (503): PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type... (515): Ur type is ready and willing

04-30-2009, 11:49 PM	#67
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (508): So how was he last night? (617): Five-minute foot-long.

04-30-2009, 11:51 PM	#68
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (406): So, how was the dinner (1-406): Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.

04-30-2009, 11:53 PM	#69
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (205): Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.

04-30-2009, 11:56 PM	#70
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (970): Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.

05-01-2009, 12:06 AM	#71
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (310): I understand how i **** in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them

05-01-2009, 05:30 AM	#72
TheRealBonger Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Eric Location: Back in the STL Posts: 67 Trading: (0)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (208): i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.

05-01-2009, 08:13 AM	#73
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website

05-01-2009, 09:32 AM	#74
spooble Palmetto State Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chad Location: SC Posts: 277 Trading: (58)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (315): covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly hahahaha

05-01-2009, 10:17 AM	#75
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (419): I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to d!ck slap a girl.

05-01-2009, 10:20 AM	#76
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (212): ??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.

05-01-2009, 10:22 AM	#77
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (709): i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up

05-01-2009, 10:23 AM	#78
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website ugh....now I'm addicted to it again....I can't stop

05-01-2009, 10:26 AM	#79
LooseCard not wrapped too tight.... Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Dan Location: Woodsy side of MA Posts: 555 Trading: (3)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website Dude! You're killin me with these!!! __________________ Out of the 10Base-T, through the router,past the firewall, down the T-1, over the leased line, off the bridge, ....Nothing but .NET

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