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Old 03-30-2009, 04:15 PM   #1
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Default Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

I just want to make sure everyone is up to date on their Canadian Temperature Conversions


50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the beer keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero - all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying, "Cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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Old 03-30-2009, 05:39 PM   #3
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Old 03-30-2009, 06:57 PM   #4
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Eh?
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Old 03-30-2009, 06:59 PM   #5
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lol...thats good
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Old 03-30-2009, 07:09 PM   #6
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Hello, Nick??....
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Old 03-30-2009, 08:53 PM   #7
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Sounds like Minnesota, except the end statement is that Vikings win the Super Bowl.
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Old 03-30-2009, 08:55 PM   #8
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-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup




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Old 03-30-2009, 09:26 PM   #9
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you betcha!
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Old 03-30-2009, 09:44 PM   #10
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Excellent.
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