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Prefy 03-30-2009 03:15 PM

Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
 
I just want to make sure everyone is up to date on their Canadian Temperature Conversions:D


50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the beer keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero - all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying, "Cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup :r:r:r

ahc4353 03-30-2009 03:17 PM

Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
 
:r

Martin 03-30-2009 04:39 PM

Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
 
:wnr

dunng 03-30-2009 05:57 PM

Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
 
Eh? :r :r :r :r

karmaz00 03-30-2009 05:59 PM

Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
 
lol...thats good

DMK 03-30-2009 06:09 PM

Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
 
Hello, Nick??....:r

Wanger 03-30-2009 07:53 PM

Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
 
Sounds like Minnesota, except the end statement is that Vikings win the Super Bowl. :p

DragonMan 03-30-2009 07:55 PM

Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Prefy (Post 310960)
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

:bs :tg :fu2 :c



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WildBlueSooner 03-30-2009 08:26 PM

Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
 
you betcha!

CBI_2 03-30-2009 08:44 PM

Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
 
:r:r:r Excellent. :tu


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