A Double Groaner...

Steve · 09-03-2015, 06:47 AM

The Energizer bunny and Peter Cottontail got into an argument. The squabble quickly escalated until some friends needed to call the police. The two were arrested and taken to jail.

ENDING #1:
One was later charged with Battery.

ENDING #2:
At their court hearing, the presiding judge, upon reviewing the day's agenda, said under his breath, "Well, it looks like we are going to have a bad hare day."

< rim shot >

Dave128 · 09-03-2015, 08:47 AM

LOL!!

big_jaygee · 09-03-2015, 08:57 AM

shilala · 09-03-2015, 11:15 AM

Ugh.

G G · 09-03-2015, 11:58 AM

bada bing

dave · 09-03-2015, 12:14 PM

And hare I thought they'd make up, get married, hop on a hareplane to their bunnymoon, **** like rabbits and live hoppily ever after.

09-03-2015, 08:57 AM	#3
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: A Double Groaner...

09-03-2015, 11:15 AM	#4
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: A Double Groaner... Ugh. __________________

09-03-2015, 11:58 AM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: A Double Groaner... bada bing

09-03-2015, 12:14 PM	#6
dave Have My Own Room Join Date: May 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Northern VA Posts: 1,180 Trading: (15)	Re: A Double Groaner... And hare I thought they'd make up, get married, hop on a hareplane to their bunnymoon, **** like rabbits and live hoppily ever after. __________________ I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it. Thomas Jefferson

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09-03-2015, 06:47 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	A Double Groaner... The Energizer bunny and Peter Cottontail got into an argument. The squabble quickly escalated until some friends needed to call the police. The two were arrested and taken to jail. ENDING #1: One was later charged with Battery. ENDING #2: At their court hearing, the presiding judge, upon reviewing the day's agenda, said under his breath, "Well, it looks like we are going to have a bad hare day." < rim shot > __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-03-2015, 08:47 AM	#2
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: A Double Groaner... LOL!! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!