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Steve

09-03-2015 05:47 AM

A Double Groaner...

The Energizer bunny and Peter Cottontail got into an argument. The squabble quickly escalated until some friends needed to call the police. The two were arrested and taken to jail.

ENDING #1:
One was later charged with Battery.

ENDING #2:
At their court hearing, the presiding judge, upon reviewing the day's agenda, said under his breath, "Well, it looks like we are going to have a bad hare day."

< rim shot >

Dave128

09-03-2015 07:47 AM

Re: A Double Groaner...

LOL!!

big_jaygee

09-03-2015 07:57 AM

Re: A Double Groaner...

:fp

:r :r

shilala

09-03-2015 10:15 AM

Re: A Double Groaner...

Ugh. :lr

G G	09-03-2015 10:58 AM

Re: A Double Groaner...

bada bing

dave	09-03-2015 11:14 AM

Re: A Double Groaner...

And hare I thought they'd make up, get married, hop on a hareplane to their bunnymoon, **** like rabbits and live hoppily ever after.

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