Cats are no longer content...

AdamJoshua · 04-02-2015, 10:54 AM

Gone are the days of cats simply tripping their humans at the the top of the stairs ... they have moved on to mastering firearms and not only mastering them, making the shootings look like accidents. Maybe Jose Canseco should have blamed his shooting off his own finger on his cat as well.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...n_6988060.html

Remo · 04-02-2015, 11:07 AM

Seeing's how it was in Tennessee if it would have been a sheep I would have said a lovers quarrel, this looks like a good old fashion accident, hard to hold a gun with webbed fingers.

The Poet · 04-02-2015, 11:24 AM

Sounds like Darwinism to me. Nineteen-year-old male with a cat? Nineteen, with a pistol? Taking a cat to the park? Taking a pistol to the park? Playing with a cat? Playing with a pistol? Playing with both at the same time?

Webbed fingers or not, our gene pool dodged the bullet he failed to.

Remo · 04-02-2015, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Poet

Webbed fingers or not, our gene pool dodged the bullet he failed to.

Yup, a little chlorine always helps

AdamJoshua · 04-02-2015, 11:29 AM

I see this as a very well thought out plan by the cat, convince stupid kid to bring him to the park, "Oh and don't forget your gun!", it's all playing out exactly how it was planned.

shilala · 04-02-2015, 11:52 AM

Cats are the spawn of Satan.
And now, our town council just made up a new ordinance that says "If you feed a feral cat, it's officially yours."
That made me giggle. Only in a city would you hear the words "feral cat".
In the country we only had two kinds of cats.
1.) Good Mousers.
2.) Dead.

There's also a subcategory called "crazy cat lady cats", but we never counted them. They aren't real cats. They're crazy by association.

icehog3 · 04-02-2015, 02:19 PM

Canseco's cat had a lot of misadventures....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_hwerqogzQ

The Poet · 04-02-2015, 03:19 PM

Toonces ain't much as a driver, but man can that cat scan!

icehog3 · 04-02-2015, 06:42 PM

I was pissed when he killed Flippy.

Subvet642 · 04-03-2015, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

Cats are the spawn of Satan.
And now, our town council just made up a new ordinance that says "If you feed a feral cat, it's officially yours."
That made me giggle. Only in a city would you hear the words "feral cat".
In the country we only had two kinds of cats.
1.) Good Mousers.
2.) Dead.

There's also a subcategory called "crazy cat lady cats", but we never counted them. They aren't real cats. They're crazy by association.

Look at that sweet little face!

icehog3 · 04-03-2015, 01:02 AM

Obi-wan Katnobi!

icehog3 · 04-03-2015, 01:03 AM

Obi-wan Katnobi!

icehog3 · 04-03-2015, 01:05 AM

Obi-wan Katnobi!

icehog3 · 04-03-2015, 01:05 AM

Obi-wan Katnobi!

04-02-2015, 10:54 AM	#1
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Cats are no longer content... Gone are the days of cats simply tripping their humans at the the top of the stairs ... they have moved on to mastering firearms and not only mastering them, making the shootings look like accidents. Maybe Jose Canseco should have blamed his shooting off his own finger on his cat as well. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...n_6988060.html

04-02-2015, 11:07 AM	#2
Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	Re: Cats are no longer content... Seeing's how it was in Tennessee if it would have been a sheep I would have said a lovers quarrel, this looks like a good old fashion accident, hard to hold a gun with webbed fingers. __________________

04-02-2015, 11:24 AM	#3
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Cats are no longer content... Sounds like Darwinism to me. Nineteen-year-old male with a cat? Nineteen, with a pistol? Taking a cat to the park? Taking a pistol to the park? Playing with a cat? Playing with a pistol? Playing with both at the same time? Webbed fingers or not, our gene pool dodged the bullet he failed to. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

04-02-2015, 11:29 AM	#5
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: Cats are no longer content... I see this as a very well thought out plan by the cat, convince stupid kid to bring him to the park, "Oh and don't forget your gun!", it's all playing out exactly how it was planned.

04-02-2015, 11:52 AM	#6
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Cats are no longer content... Cats are the spawn of Satan. And now, our town council just made up a new ordinance that says "If you feed a feral cat, it's officially yours." That made me giggle. Only in a city would you hear the words "feral cat". In the country we only had two kinds of cats. 1.) Good Mousers. 2.) Dead. There's also a subcategory called "crazy cat lady cats", but we never counted them. They aren't real cats. They're crazy by association. __________________

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icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Cats are no longer content... Canseco's cat had a lot of misadventures.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_hwerqogzQ __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Cats are no longer content... Toonces ain't much as a driver, but man can that cat scan! __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

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