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AdamJoshua 04-02-2015 09:54 AM

Cats are no longer content...
 
Gone are the days of cats simply tripping their humans at the the top of the stairs ... they have moved on to mastering firearms and not only mastering them, making the shootings look like accidents. Maybe Jose Canseco should have blamed his shooting off his own finger on his cat as well.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...n_6988060.html

Remo 04-02-2015 10:07 AM

Re: Cats are no longer content...
 
Seeing's how it was in Tennessee if it would have been a sheep I would have said a lovers quarrel, this looks like a good old fashion accident, hard to hold a gun with webbed fingers.

The Poet 04-02-2015 10:24 AM

Re: Cats are no longer content...
 
Sounds like Darwinism to me. Nineteen-year-old male with a cat? Nineteen, with a pistol? Taking a cat to the park? Taking a pistol to the park? Playing with a cat? Playing with a pistol? Playing with both at the same time?

Webbed fingers or not, our gene pool dodged the bullet he failed to.

Remo 04-02-2015 10:28 AM

Re: Cats are no longer content...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 2026780)
Webbed fingers or not, our gene pool dodged the bullet he failed to.

Yup, a little chlorine always helps :tu

AdamJoshua 04-02-2015 10:29 AM

Re: Cats are no longer content...
 
I see this as a very well thought out plan by the cat, convince stupid kid to bring him to the park, "Oh and don't forget your gun!", it's all playing out exactly how it was planned.

shilala 04-02-2015 10:52 AM

Re: Cats are no longer content...
 
Cats are the spawn of Satan.
And now, our town council just made up a new ordinance that says "If you feed a feral cat, it's officially yours."
That made me giggle. Only in a city would you hear the words "feral cat".
In the country we only had two kinds of cats.
1.) Good Mousers.
2.) Dead.

There's also a subcategory called "crazy cat lady cats", but we never counted them. They aren't real cats. They're crazy by association.

icehog3 04-02-2015 01:19 PM

Re: Cats are no longer content...
 
Canseco's cat had a lot of misadventures....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_hwerqogzQ

The Poet 04-02-2015 02:19 PM

Re: Cats are no longer content...
 
Toonces ain't much as a driver, but man can that cat scan!

icehog3 04-02-2015 05:42 PM

Re: Cats are no longer content...
 
I was pissed when he killed Flippy.

Subvet642 04-02-2015 11:03 PM

Re: Cats are no longer content...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 2026796)
Cats are the spawn of Satan.
And now, our town council just made up a new ordinance that says "If you feed a feral cat, it's officially yours."
That made me giggle. Only in a city would you hear the words "feral cat".
In the country we only had two kinds of cats.
1.) Good Mousers.
2.) Dead.

There's also a subcategory called "crazy cat lady cats", but we never counted them. They aren't real cats. They're crazy by association.

Look at that sweet little face!

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/pictur...pictureid=8737

icehog3 04-03-2015 12:02 AM

Re: Cats are no longer content...
 
Obi-wan Katnobi!

icehog3 04-03-2015 12:03 AM

Re: Cats are no longer content...
 
Obi-wan Katnobi!

icehog3 04-03-2015 12:05 AM

Re: Cats are no longer content...
 
Obi-wan Katnobi!

icehog3 04-03-2015 12:05 AM

Re: Cats are no longer content...
 
Obi-wan Katnobi!


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