Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward

[DirtRider500R]

Originally Posted by markem

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Friend: You got to play with her before you lay her.
XXX: For how long?
Friend: Fifteen minutes. Half hour. Depends on the woman.
XXX: How long with your wife?
Friend: Thirty seconds.
XXX: Lucky!

Oh god dangit.

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*BOOM* "You guys see the size of that ****-a-doodle god-dam-doo?!" *BOOM*