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Bunion
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Friend: You got to play with her before you lay her. XXX: For how long? Friend: Fifteen minutes. Half hour. Depends on the woman. XXX: How long with your wife? Friend: Thirty seconds. XXX: Lucky!
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I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx |
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Adjusting to the Life
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![]() Everything You Wanted to Know About S*x. ![]() *BOOM* "You guys see the size of that ****-a-doodle god-dam-doo?!" *BOOM*
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I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around |
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Have My Own Room
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Young guns?
My advice to you is start drinking heavily.
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Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets. |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Animal House.
"What will it be, Bernard? Drive your car into the lake, or get a dislocated elbow?"
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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