A Bad Dream Comes True

Ogre · 12-13-2013, 12:06 PM

I am helping a friend that has a cigar store in the local mall. He asked me to work the store for a couple of days. I am surrounded by HUNDREDS of cigars and I can't smoke a one, the mall has a no smoking policy.

Zane · 12-13-2013, 12:07 PM

Thats great... but awful at the same time...

dijit · 12-13-2013, 12:08 PM

Well I can honestly say that even for you that is a cruel and inhumane torment.

bruceolee · 12-13-2013, 12:10 PM

That's like a specialized hell.

"Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink"

czerbe · 12-13-2013, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bruceolee

That's like a specialized hell.

"Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink"

jledou · 12-13-2013, 12:36 PM

Isn't torture illegal within the borders of the good ole USA?

the jiggler · 12-13-2013, 01:07 PM

I would like to offer my services as a cigar surrogate. Send me a few sticks and I can skype you in while I smoke them. It'll be almost like smoking them yourself.

Remo · 12-13-2013, 01:49 PM

Sucks Larry....

"Water, water all around but not a drop to drink"

maninblack · 12-13-2013, 01:55 PM

Sucks to be you Larry. I'm laughing on the inside.

Taki · 12-13-2013, 02:28 PM

Quit!! Walk out back and smoke one!

That sucks brother...

issues · 12-13-2013, 02:28 PM

Ouch...

Lockspur · 12-13-2013, 02:38 PM

Camera 3, opens to a wide shot of the cigar store. A mother and her young daughter are walking by. Something odd catches their attention.

"Mommy, why is that man licking the insides of that cigar cabinet?"

"I don't know, hon. I just don't know."

Camera 2, close-up on Larry with slow zoom. Tears streaming down his face.

(sobs) "filthy screws….(lick lick)…frickin' filthy screws! (sob) (lick)

Ogre · 12-13-2013, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lockspur

Camera 3, opens to a wide shot of the cigar store. A mother and her young daughter are walking by. Something odd catches their attention.

"Mommy, why is that man licking the insides of that cigar cabinet?"

"I don't know, hon. I just don't know."

Camera 2, close-up on Larry with slow zoom. Tears streaming down his face.

(sobs) "filthy screws….(lick lick)…frickin' filthy screws! (sob) (lick)

Damn, too late. I already cleaned the glass, and the cedar is to rough.

12-13-2013, 12:06 PM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	A Bad Dream Comes True I am helping a friend that has a cigar store in the local mall. He asked me to work the store for a couple of days. I am surrounded by HUNDREDS of cigars and I can't smoke a one, the mall has a no smoking policy. __________________

12-13-2013, 12:07 PM	#2
Zane Have My Own Room Join Date: Aug 2012 First Name: Zane Location: Noblesville, IN Posts: 1,508 Trading: (23)	Re: A Bad Dream Comes True Thats great... but awful at the same time... __________________ COO BlindMan's Puff

12-13-2013, 12:08 PM	#3
dijit Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Mike Location: Brownsburg, Indiana Posts: 2,186 Trading: (48)	Re: A Bad Dream Comes True Well I can honestly say that even for you that is a cruel and inhumane torment. __________________ Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets.

12-13-2013, 12:10 PM	#4
bruceolee King of Rants Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Jason Location: South Florida Posts: 1,227 Trading: (1)	Re: A Bad Dream Comes True That's like a specialized hell. "Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink" __________________ “When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon

12-13-2013, 12:36 PM	#6
jledou Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jay Location: Kansas Posts: 2,234 Trading: (27)	Re: A Bad Dream Comes True Isn't torture illegal within the borders of the good ole USA?

12-13-2013, 01:07 PM	#7
the jiggler ¡taste my pirate paddy! Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Craig Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 917 Trading: (24)	Re: A Bad Dream Comes True I would like to offer my services as a cigar surrogate. Send me a few sticks and I can skype you in while I smoke them. It'll be almost like smoking them yourself. __________________ Hecho exclusivamente para el jefe. Support the Troop Support Contest 2014!!!

12-13-2013, 01:49 PM	#8
Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	Re: A Bad Dream Comes True Sucks Larry.... "Water, water all around but not a drop to drink" __________________

12-13-2013, 01:55 PM	#9
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: A Bad Dream Comes True Sucks to be you Larry. I'm laughing on the inside. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

12-13-2013, 02:28 PM	#10
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: A Bad Dream Comes True Quit!! Walk out back and smoke one! That sucks brother... __________________

12-13-2013, 02:28 PM	#11
issues Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Tony Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,626 Trading: (8)	Re: A Bad Dream Comes True Ouch... __________________

12-13-2013, 02:38 PM	#12
Lockspur Have My Own Room Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Scotty Location: Richmond, TX Posts: 1,376 Trading: (31)	Re: A Bad Dream Comes True Camera 3, opens to a wide shot of the cigar store. A mother and her young daughter are walking by. Something odd catches their attention. "Mommy, why is that man licking the insides of that cigar cabinet?" "I don't know, hon. I just don't know." Camera 2, close-up on Larry with slow zoom. Tears streaming down his face. (sobs) "filthy screws….(lick lick)…frickin' filthy screws! (sob) (lick) __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

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