Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.

[Blak Smyth]

There was once a gentle lad named Scott,
who felt a cold draft on his crotch.
Dealing with his frustration of age,
he danced in a pantless rage.

While this thread may become a roast,
at least you've got hotdog bun toast!
So stay warm by the fire, Until you expire.
Or go build me a Partagas boat!