Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.

shilala · 09-23-2013, 11:27 AM

52 degrees out there. Windy, rain sprinkles, gray and crappy.
73 in here and I'm froze already.
Fortunately this will only last about 8 months, otherwise I'd go mental.
I am, without argument, the biggest cold wussy that ever lived.

shilala · 09-23-2013, 11:28 AM

If you could make your response in the form of a wonderful poem like I did, that'd be swell.

kelmac07 · 09-23-2013, 11:35 AM

Warm is nice,
Cold is neat.
Suck it up Scotty,
Better than frostbite on your feet.

14holestogie · 09-23-2013, 11:37 AM

My wife is going to be disappointed she's lost her crown.
It's entirely possible I'll get cut-off, then I'll be down.
You, my friend, are indeed a huge, huge wussy.
And the worst part is Tim gets no ...drawing a blank here...

markem · 09-23-2013, 11:41 AM

My Mom lives in Allen, TX and she has a similar issue with cold. She uses a snuggie and an electric blanket (but she's 79), so maybe this will work for you?

<<<<<<< Click On Me!

stearns · 09-23-2013, 11:45 AM

light a fire, sing a song
because summer is long gone
bubs is laughing because he has fur uncut
but you can laugh because he's about to lose a nut

Blak Smyth · 09-23-2013, 11:55 AM

There was once a gentle lad named Scott,
who felt a cold draft on his crotch.
Dealing with his frustration of age,
he danced in a pantless rage.

While this thread may become a roast,
at least you've got hotdog bun toast!
So stay warm by the fire, Until you expire.
Or go build me a Partagas boat!

Blueface · 09-23-2013, 12:33 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
While your sidewalk freezes
I'll be catching the South Florida breezes
But don't you fret thinking it will be all fun
Everyone knows you can burn in the Florida sun
So as you get your shovels in motion
I will be putting on my protective lotion

G G · 09-23-2013, 12:44 PM

I got nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then I am in Florida too.

AdamJoshua · 09-23-2013, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

52 degrees out there. Windy, rain sprinkles, gray and crappy.
73 in here and I'm froze already.
Fortunately this will only last about 8 months, otherwise I'd go mental.
I am, without argument, the biggest cold wussy that ever lived.

A wuss you are,
About this you are correct,
If you were big and green I'd say you were Shreked,
Seems you are not and that was just some cold caused snot.
Poor poor Bubs, little doggy roaming the cold frosty halls,
While that bastard Scott plots and plans with glee about cutting off his balls.

.cigardude. · 09-23-2013, 12:58 PM

*****in about the cold won't do you no good.
Just make sure the snow is off your hood.

elderboy02 · 09-23-2013, 01:10 PM

I hate the cooler weather. Give me summer all year long...

stearns · 09-23-2013, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elderboy02

I hate the cooler weather. Give me summer all year long...

oh come on, that didn't even rhyme

Mattso3000 · 09-23-2013, 01:39 PM

I like it warm, I like it cold...
But then again I'm not that old.
I like to golf, I like to ski...
I can spell my name in the snow will pee.
As long as its not too hot it matters not
So just buy the snuggie and quit whining, Scott.

maninblack · 09-23-2013, 02:05 PM

Roses are red
Scotts balls are blue.
Quit whining about the cold
Don't you have some woodworking to do?

chippewastud79 · 09-23-2013, 02:18 PM

Summer is warm and it is fun.
But the fall is cooler and so much better.
Lots of places you can't go nude in the sun,
But when its cold you can always grab a fricken blanket.

jjirons69 · 09-23-2013, 03:16 PM

There once was a guy from Pennsylvania,
He was wuss.
That is all.

Did I win?

jjirons69 · 09-23-2013, 03:22 PM

Haiku:

cold comes after hot
snow comes after sun turns grey
Scott will freeze his ass

LasciviousXXX · 09-23-2013, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.

Get off my lawn you damn kids!

E.J. · 09-23-2013, 03:56 PM

I love the Summer, many cigars I burn.
Though I feel the change, the leaves will turn.
It's okay, even after Fall.
Because my friend Stickley, has Garagemahal.

09-23-2013, 11:27 AM	#1
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. 52 degrees out there. Windy, rain sprinkles, gray and crappy. 73 in here and I'm froze already. Fortunately this will only last about 8 months, otherwise I'd go mental. I am, without argument, the biggest cold wussy that ever lived. __________________

09-23-2013, 11:28 AM	#2
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. If you could make your response in the form of a wonderful poem like I did, that'd be swell. __________________

09-23-2013, 11:35 AM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. Warm is nice, Cold is neat. Suck it up Scotty, Better than frostbite on your feet. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-23-2013, 11:37 AM	#4
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. My wife is going to be disappointed she's lost her crown. It's entirely possible I'll get cut-off, then I'll be down. You, my friend, are indeed a huge, huge wussy. And the worst part is Tim gets no ...drawing a blank here... __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

09-23-2013, 11:41 AM	#5
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. My Mom lives in Allen, TX and she has a similar issue with cold. She uses a snuggie and an electric blanket (but she's 79), so maybe this will work for you? <<<<<<< Click On Me! __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

09-23-2013, 11:45 AM	#6
stearns Dogbert Consultant Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ben Location: Park Hill Posts: 5,386 Trading: (50)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. light a fire, sing a song because summer is long gone bubs is laughing because he has fur uncut but you can laugh because he's about to lose a nut __________________ "Ignoring all the racket of conventional reality" - Keller Williams

09-23-2013, 11:55 AM	#7
Blak Smyth Think Blue! Join Date: Jun 2011 First Name: SD Location: THE WOOD Posts: 8,486 Trading: (52)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. There was once a gentle lad named Scott, who felt a cold draft on his crotch. Dealing with his frustration of age, he danced in a pantless rage. While this thread may become a roast, at least you've got hotdog bun toast! So stay warm by the fire, Until you expire. Or go build me a Partagas boat! __________________ SUPPORT OUR TROOPS Last edited by Blak Smyth; 09-23-2013 at 12:05 PM.

09-23-2013, 12:33 PM	#8
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. Roses are red Violets are blue While your sidewalk freezes I'll be catching the South Florida breezes But don't you fret thinking it will be all fun Everyone knows you can burn in the Florida sun So as you get your shovels in motion I will be putting on my protective lotion __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

09-23-2013, 12:44 PM	#9
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. I got nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then I am in Florida too.

09-23-2013, 12:58 PM	#11
.cigardude. Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Miami, FL. Posts: 171 Trading: (0)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. *****in about the cold won't do you no good. Just make sure the snow is off your hood.

09-23-2013, 01:10 PM	#12
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,508 Trading: (133)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. I hate the cooler weather. Give me summer all year long...

09-23-2013, 01:39 PM	#14
Mattso3000 Will ninja for beer Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Matt Location: Burnsville, MN Posts: 2,842 Trading: (20)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. I like it warm, I like it cold... But then again I'm not that old. I like to golf, I like to ski... I can spell my name in the snow will pee. As long as its not too hot it matters not So just buy the snuggie and quit whining, Scott. __________________ Please Support the Troop Support Contest!

09-23-2013, 02:05 PM	#15
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. Roses are red Scotts balls are blue. Quit whining about the cold Don't you have some woodworking to do? __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

09-23-2013, 02:18 PM	#16
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. Summer is warm and it is fun. But the fall is cooler and so much better. Lots of places you can't go nude in the sun, But when its cold you can always grab a fricken blanket. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

09-23-2013, 03:16 PM	#17
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. There once was a guy from Pennsylvania, He was wuss. That is all. Did I win? __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

09-23-2013, 03:22 PM	#18
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. Haiku: cold comes after hot snow comes after sun turns grey Scott will freeze his ass __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

09-23-2013, 03:56 PM	#20
E.J. I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,218 Trading: (21)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. I love the Summer, many cigars I burn. Though I feel the change, the leaves will turn. It's okay, even after Fall. Because my friend Stickley, has Garagemahal.

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