But dad i love her

cjhalbrooks · 02-16-2013, 10:13 AM

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"

Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.

Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him He isn't your father."

hazydat620 · 02-16-2013, 10:20 AM

kelmac07 · 02-16-2013, 10:24 AM

Fordman4ever · 02-16-2013, 10:30 AM

Nice

CigarNut · 02-16-2013, 10:40 AM

big_jaygee · 02-16-2013, 12:03 PM

The Poet · 02-16-2013, 12:16 PM

I don't get it.

Then again, I was born and raised in The South, so I don't see the problem anyway.

Bondo 287 · 02-16-2013, 12:17 PM

nice !

Ogre · 02-16-2013, 12:29 PM

363 · 02-16-2013, 01:03 PM

Lol

Remo · 02-16-2013, 01:51 PM

Haha!!

jjefrey · 02-16-2013, 01:54 PM

RUNYYFan · 02-16-2013, 05:48 PM

maninblack · 02-18-2013, 09:22 PM

Very nice!

02-16-2013, 10:13 AM	#1
cjhalbrooks I am behind you. SHHHHH Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Cory Location: Under a Bridge, trying to find the troll who stole my soul. Posts: 1,370 Trading: (20)	But dad i love her Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. "The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ... Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister." This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!" The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him He isn't your father." __________________ GMCGTPWHAF Tennessee Chapter. Down with the bloody BIG HEAD

02-16-2013, 10:20 AM	#2
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