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cjhalbrooks 02-16-2013 09:13 AM

But dad i love her
 
Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"

Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.

Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him He isn't your father."

hazydat620 02-16-2013 09:20 AM

Re: But dad i love her
 
:r:r:r

kelmac07 02-16-2013 09:24 AM

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:r :r :r

Fordman4ever 02-16-2013 09:30 AM

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Nice

CigarNut 02-16-2013 09:40 AM

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:r :r

big_jaygee 02-16-2013 11:03 AM

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:r :r :r

The Poet 02-16-2013 11:16 AM

Re: But dad i love her
 
I don't get it. :confused:



Then again, I was born and raised in The South, so I don't see the problem anyway. ;)

Bondo 287 02-16-2013 11:17 AM

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nice ! :tu

Ogre 02-16-2013 11:29 AM

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:r:r:r:r

363 02-16-2013 12:03 PM

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Lol

Remo 02-16-2013 12:51 PM

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Haha!!

jjefrey 02-16-2013 12:54 PM

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:r:r:r

RUNYYFan 02-16-2013 04:48 PM

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:r :r :r

maninblack 02-18-2013 08:22 PM

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Very nice!


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