What We Do All Day

CigarNut · 10-22-2012, 10:09 PM

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "asshole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my wife called him a "shithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with "**" stickers.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

** In the interest of being non-policical insert your favorite political reference (e.g., Romney/Ryan, Obama/Biden)

dwoodward · 10-22-2012, 10:27 PM

You are horrible...

bvilchez · 10-22-2012, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dwoodward

You are horrible...

No he's not......he is freaking hilarious.

JohnRogers · 10-23-2012, 12:34 AM

Thanks probably the funniest thing all day.

iaMkcK · 10-23-2012, 02:30 AM

Oh wow, that was awesomely hilarious. Myself and my old lady enjoyed the joke! Thanks :-)

Brlesq · 10-23-2012, 06:42 AM

Hilarious! I passed it along to a bunch of retired friends.

Taki · 10-23-2012, 06:44 AM

Good stuff brother! Made me laugh this morning

kelmac07 · 10-23-2012, 08:09 AM

Stevez · 10-23-2012, 08:22 AM

Damn that is funny; passed it along to a couple of my cop friends who will get a kick out of it.

cjhalbrooks · 10-23-2012, 09:02 AM

That explains all the tickets on my windshield yesterday. Lol

Zane · 10-23-2012, 11:55 AM

N2 GOLD · 10-23-2012, 12:08 PM

10-22-2012, 10:09 PM	#1
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	What We Do All Day Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "asshole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So my wife called him a "shithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with "" stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. In the interest of being non-policical insert your favorite political reference (e.g., Romney/Ryan, Obama/Biden) __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

10-22-2012, 10:27 PM	#2
dwoodward Gentlemen, you may smoke! Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Derrick Location: South Dakota Posts: 1,868 Trading: (26)	Re: What We Do All Day You are horrible...

10-23-2012, 12:34 AM	#4
JohnRogers I Still Ash On My Self Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: John Location: Enid Oklahoma Posts: 214 Trading: (0)	Re: What We Do All Day Thanks probably the funniest thing all day.

10-23-2012, 02:30 AM	#5
iaMkcK Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: Jarrett Location: SoCal Posts: 570 Trading: (8)	Re: What We Do All Day Oh wow, that was awesomely hilarious. Myself and my old lady enjoyed the joke! Thanks :-)

10-23-2012, 06:42 AM	#6
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,024 Trading: (17)	Re: What We Do All Day Hilarious! I passed it along to a bunch of retired friends. __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

10-23-2012, 06:44 AM	#7
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: What We Do All Day Good stuff brother! Made me laugh this morning __________________

10-23-2012, 08:09 AM	#8
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: What We Do All Day __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-23-2012, 08:22 AM	#9
Stevez Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Louisville, Kentucky Posts: 487 Trading: (7)	Re: What We Do All Day Damn that is funny; passed it along to a couple of my cop friends who will get a kick out of it.

10-23-2012, 09:02 AM	#10
cjhalbrooks I am behind you. SHHHHH Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Cory Location: Under a Bridge, trying to find the troll who stole my soul. Posts: 1,370 Trading: (20)	Re: What We Do All Day That explains all the tickets on my windshield yesterday. Lol __________________ GMCGTPWHAF Tennessee Chapter. Down with the bloody BIG HEAD

10-23-2012, 11:55 AM	#11
Zane Have My Own Room Join Date: Aug 2012 First Name: Zane Location: Noblesville, IN Posts: 1,508 Trading: (23)	Re: What We Do All Day

10-23-2012, 12:08 PM	#12
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: What We Do All Day __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

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