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CigarNut 10-22-2012 09:09 PM

What We Do All Day
 
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "asshole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my wife called him a "shithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with "**" stickers.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

** In the interest of being non-policical insert your favorite political reference (e.g., Romney/Ryan, Obama/Biden)


dwoodward 10-22-2012 09:27 PM

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You are horrible...

bvilchez 10-22-2012 10:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dwoodward (Post 1737457)
You are horrible...

No he's not......he is freaking hilarious.

JohnRogers 10-22-2012 11:34 PM

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Thanks probably the funniest thing all day.

iaMkcK 10-23-2012 01:30 AM

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Oh wow, that was awesomely hilarious. Myself and my old lady enjoyed the joke! Thanks :-)

Brlesq 10-23-2012 05:42 AM

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Hilarious! I passed it along to a bunch of retired friends.

Taki 10-23-2012 05:44 AM

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Good stuff brother! Made me laugh this morning :tu

kelmac07 10-23-2012 07:09 AM

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:r :r :r

Stevez 10-23-2012 07:22 AM

Re: What We Do All Day
 
Damn that is funny; passed it along to a couple of my cop friends who will get a kick out of it.

cjhalbrooks 10-23-2012 08:02 AM

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That explains all the tickets on my windshield yesterday. Lol

Zane 10-23-2012 10:55 AM

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:l

N2 GOLD 10-23-2012 11:08 AM

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:r :r :r :tu


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