Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes

Skywalker · 10-17-2011, 06:50 PM

No Joke!!!

"He was scared for his safety!"

A Chicago woman was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery Sunday after allegedly throwing cupcakes at her husband and hitting him over the head.

Police told the Chicago Sun-Times that Dawn Montesdeoca, 60, threw the treats at her 56-year-old husband in their home in the 4700 block of South Western Avenue Saturday.

The Chicago Tribune reports:

After that, she reached for the box of desserts and directed a fusillade of snack cakes at his head and body, her husband told police. Several of the confections apparently hit their mark, as the man's head and shirt were smudged with icing when officers arrived, according to a police report.

Police told the Sun-Times that the woman used an "aggressive tone" with police officers, and a judge set her bail at $10,000 during a Sunday hearing.

Though her husband told police he was scared for his safety, the Tribune reports that the alleged victim has been arrested three times since 2003 on battery or domestic battery charges, which were all eventually dropped.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...n_1014688.html

I would have caught them with my mouth!!!

Ogre · 10-17-2011, 06:56 PM

Gotta love what the world is turning to. At least she didnt go Lorena Bobbitt him!!!!

kelmac07 · 10-17-2011, 06:57 PM

He's been SISSIFIED!!

Really? Cupcakes?

Skywalker · 10-17-2011, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07

He's been SISSIFIED!!

Really? Cupcakes?

It's time to turn in your "man card" when you call the police for something like this!

Bill86 · 10-17-2011, 07:00 PM

$10,000 bail for assault with sugary treats? Isn't that a bit harsh?

That guy must have not had a man card to lose, wow.

He's lucky to have a woman that will cook for him!

cmitch · 10-17-2011, 09:19 PM

The Madd Baker?

10-18-2011, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

It's time to turn in your "man card" when you call the police for something like this!

They didn't say *who* called the cops. It could have been a neighbor.

At least I hope it was...I'd be pissed if I had to pay bail for my fiance/wife/SO after I called the cops on her for...um...assaulting me.

perogee · 10-18-2011, 08:00 PM

Everyone is assuming she could actually make good cupcakes

emopunker2004 · 10-18-2011, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch

The Madd Baker?

nofeardiver · 10-18-2011, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

It's time to turn in your "man card" when you call the police for something like this!

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch

The Madd Baker?

You kidding Larry would have eaten the cup cakes, specially red velvet ones

Ogre · 10-18-2011, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofeardiver

You kidding Larry would have eaten the cup cakes, specially red velvet ones

That

thats like treat abuse!!!! Besides Leighs cupcakes are way to soft to do any damage!!!

nofeardiver · 10-18-2011, 08:09 PM

Shoot Leigh can throw the red velvet ones at me all day lmao, I will catch and eat lol

Skywalker · 10-19-2011, 01:30 PM

Maybe they were on fire???

MajorCaptSilly · 10-19-2011, 01:54 PM

I used to pay a lady to attack me with cupcakes. It was in Amsterdam so it was legal. Ahhh....the good old days.

MCS

10-17-2011, 06:50 PM	#1
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes No Joke!!! "He was scared for his safety!" A Chicago woman was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery Sunday after allegedly throwing cupcakes at her husband and hitting him over the head. Police told the Chicago Sun-Times that Dawn Montesdeoca, 60, threw the treats at her 56-year-old husband in their home in the 4700 block of South Western Avenue Saturday. The Chicago Tribune reports: After that, she reached for the box of desserts and directed a fusillade of snack cakes at his head and body, her husband told police. Several of the confections apparently hit their mark, as the man's head and shirt were smudged with icing when officers arrived, according to a police report. Police told the Sun-Times that the woman used an "aggressive tone" with police officers, and a judge set her bail at $10,000 during a Sunday hearing. Though her husband told police he was scared for his safety, the Tribune reports that the alleged victim has been arrested three times since 2003 on battery or domestic battery charges, which were all eventually dropped. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...n_1014688.html I would have caught them with my mouth!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

10-17-2011, 06:56 PM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes Gotta love what the world is turning to. At least she didnt go Lorena Bobbitt him!!!! __________________

10-17-2011, 06:57 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes He's been SISSIFIED!! Really? Cupcakes? __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-17-2011, 07:00 PM	#5
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes $10,000 bail for assault with sugary treats? Isn't that a bit harsh? That guy must have not had a man card to lose, wow. He's lucky to have a woman that will cook for him! __________________ I'm drunk......but I'll get drunker! - Doug Stanhope

10-17-2011, 09:19 PM	#6
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes The Madd Baker? __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

10-18-2011, 08:00 PM	#8
perogee Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Robert Location: Kananaskis Posts: 213 Trading: (7)	Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes Everyone is assuming she could actually make good cupcakes __________________ Evolving Leafer

10-18-2011, 08:09 PM	#12
nofeardiver Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Dan Location: Florida Posts: 561 Trading: (4)	Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes Shoot Leigh can throw the red velvet ones at me all day lmao, I will catch and eat lol

10-19-2011, 01:30 PM	#13
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes Maybe they were on fire??? __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

10-19-2011, 01:54 PM	#14
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes I used to pay a lady to attack me with cupcakes. It was in Amsterdam so it was legal. Ahhh....the good old days. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

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