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Skywalker 10-17-2011 05:50 PM

Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes
 
No Joke!!!

"He was scared for his safety!"


A Chicago woman was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery Sunday after allegedly throwing cupcakes at her husband and hitting him over the head.

Police told the Chicago Sun-Times that Dawn Montesdeoca, 60, threw the treats at her 56-year-old husband in their home in the 4700 block of South Western Avenue Saturday.

The Chicago Tribune reports:

After that, she reached for the box of desserts and directed a fusillade of snack cakes at his head and body, her husband told police. Several of the confections apparently hit their mark, as the man's head and shirt were smudged with icing when officers arrived, according to a police report.

Police told the Sun-Times that the woman used an "aggressive tone" with police officers, and a judge set her bail at $10,000 during a Sunday hearing.

Though her husband told police he was scared for his safety, the Tribune reports that the alleged victim has been arrested three times since 2003 on battery or domestic battery charges, which were all eventually dropped.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...n_1014688.html

I would have caught them with my mouth!!!:2

Ogre 10-17-2011 05:56 PM

Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes
 
Gotta love what the world is turning to. At least she didnt go Lorena Bobbitt him!!!!

kelmac07 10-17-2011 05:57 PM

Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes
 
He's been SISSIFIED!! :r :r Really? Cupcakes?

Skywalker 10-17-2011 05:58 PM

Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1443956)
He's been SISSIFIED!! :r :r Really? Cupcakes?

It's time to turn in your "man card" when you call the police for something like this!:r

Bill86 10-17-2011 06:00 PM

Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes
 
$10,000 bail for assault with sugary treats? Isn't that a bit harsh?

That guy must have not had a man card to lose, wow.

He's lucky to have a woman that will cook for him!

cmitch 10-17-2011 08:19 PM

Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes
 
The Madd Baker?

Lonely Raven 10-18-2011 07:16 AM

Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 1443958)
It's time to turn in your "man card" when you call the police for something like this!:r

They didn't say *who* called the cops. It could have been a neighbor.

At least I hope it was...I'd be pissed if I had to pay bail for my fiance/wife/SO after I called the cops on her for...um...assaulting me. :r

perogee 10-18-2011 07:00 PM

Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes
 
Everyone is assuming she could actually make good cupcakes :)

emopunker2004 10-18-2011 07:03 PM

Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch (Post 1444132)
The Madd Baker?

:r

nofeardiver 10-18-2011 07:04 PM

Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 1443958)
It's time to turn in your "man card" when you call the police for something like this!:r

:r

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch (Post 1444132)
The Madd Baker?

You kidding Larry would have eaten the cup cakes, specially red velvet ones

Ogre 10-18-2011 07:07 PM

Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by nofeardiver (Post 1445415)
:r



You kidding Larry would have eaten the cup cakes, specially red velvet ones

That

thats like treat abuse!!!! Besides Leighs cupcakes are way to soft to do any damage!!!

nofeardiver 10-18-2011 07:09 PM

Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes
 
Shoot Leigh can throw the red velvet ones at me all day lmao, I will catch and eat lol

Skywalker 10-19-2011 12:30 PM

Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes
 
Maybe they were on fire???:sh

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xQBCml7iMk...etealights.jpg

MajorCaptSilly 10-19-2011 12:54 PM

Re: Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes
 
I used to pay a lady to attack me with cupcakes. It was in Amsterdam so it was legal. Ahhh....the good old days.


MCS


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