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Old 08-31-2011, 07:38 AM   #1
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After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly...then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks..... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen....but it will get better....
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Old 08-31-2011, 07:47 AM   #2
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Old 08-31-2011, 07:59 AM   #3
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:07 AM   #4
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Dude I so thought the title was the Joke This is a good one though
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Old 08-31-2011, 10:35 AM   #5
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Old 08-31-2011, 10:39 AM   #6
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Old 08-31-2011, 11:12 AM   #7
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Old 09-01-2011, 12:19 AM   #8
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Old 09-01-2011, 03:33 AM   #9
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Hahahaha nice
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I may have to try that one.....
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Old 09-01-2011, 12:27 PM   #11
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Old 09-01-2011, 01:21 PM   #12
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Imma tell my wife soon as I get home... If this is my lost post.. You all know why.
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Old 09-01-2011, 02:19 PM   #13
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THAT IS A GOOD ONE.
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Lucky he only got a swollen eye, got off easy!
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Old 09-05-2011, 05:10 PM   #15
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I have to save this for our 30th in a little over a month.
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