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irratebass 08-31-2011 07:38 AM

Marriage
 
After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly...then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks..... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen....but it will get better....

Hippiebrian 08-31-2011 07:47 AM

Re: Marriage
 
:r:r:r

kelmac07 08-31-2011 07:59 AM

Re: Marriage
 
:r :r :r

DPD6030 08-31-2011 09:07 AM

Re: Marriage
 
Dude I so thought the title was the Joke :r This is a good one though :tu

Ogre 08-31-2011 10:35 AM

Re: Marriage
 
:r:r:r

Skywalker 08-31-2011 10:39 AM

Re: Marriage
 
:r:r:r

N2 GOLD 08-31-2011 11:12 AM

Re: Marriage
 
:r:r:r :tu

TBone 09-01-2011 12:19 AM

Re: Marriage
 
:gary

Drez 09-01-2011 03:33 AM

Re: Marriage
 
Hahahaha nice :tu

HollywoodQue 09-01-2011 05:58 AM

Re: Marriage
 
I may have to try that one.....:r

hscmit 09-01-2011 12:27 PM

Re: Marriage
 
haha

CigarSquid 09-01-2011 01:21 PM

Re: Marriage
 
Imma tell my wife soon as I get home... If this is my lost post.. You all know why.

STEVE S 09-01-2011 02:19 PM

Re: Marriage
 
THAT IS A GOOD ONE. :r:hy:tu

Tbagley 09-01-2011 03:08 PM

Re: Marriage
 
Lucky he only got a swollen eye, got off easy!

taltos 09-05-2011 05:10 PM

Re: Marriage
 
I have to save this for our 30th in a little over a month.:D


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