A Visit To The Mental Asylum

irratebass · 08-25-2011, 09:52 PM

I recently visited a mental asylum and I asked the director, "how can you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?"
He said, "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and we offer them a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub."
I said, "I see...a normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger." He responded, "No. A normal person would pull the plug...would you like a bed by the window?"..

Moose6026 · 08-25-2011, 09:58 PM

Funny stuff man

jsnake · 08-25-2011, 10:10 PM

Haha you got me. Good think I am already here.

kelmac07 · 08-25-2011, 10:13 PM

Was thinking of the plug too.

Ogre · 08-25-2011, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Was thinking of the plug too.

Yea, with the window bed, you had plenty of time to think about it!!!!

pektel · 08-25-2011, 10:18 PM

Teaspoon/bucket... Doesn't make a difference to me. I can't do isht with this straight jacket on...
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Skywalker · 08-28-2011, 11:59 AM

Angry_Pirate · 08-28-2011, 09:21 PM

Haha!!

hotreds · 08-28-2011, 09:27 PM

That's why we're here!

WittyUserName · 08-29-2011, 07:03 AM

I was thinking the bucket as well, haha. I will pass this on.

08-25-2011, 09:52 PM	#1
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	A Visit To The Mental Asylum I recently visited a mental asylum and I asked the director, "how can you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?" He said, "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and we offer them a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub." I said, "I see...a normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger." He responded, "No. A normal person would pull the plug...would you like a bed by the window?".. __________________

08-25-2011, 09:58 PM	#2
Moose6026 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Dan Location: In a house Posts: 358 Trading: (1)	Re: A Visit To The Mental Asylum Funny stuff man __________________ Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid. - John Wayne

08-25-2011, 10:10 PM	#3
jsnake Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Jake Location: Your mom's house Posts: 1,309 Trading: (22)	Re: A Visit To The Mental Asylum Haha you got me. Good think I am already here.

08-25-2011, 10:13 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: A Visit To The Mental Asylum Was thinking of the plug too. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-25-2011, 10:18 PM	#6
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: A Visit To The Mental Asylum Teaspoon/bucket... Doesn't make a difference to me. I can't do isht with this straight jacket on... Posted via Mobile Device

08-28-2011, 11:59 AM	#7
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: A Visit To The Mental Asylum __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

08-28-2011, 09:21 PM	#8
Angry_Pirate Traveler Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: J.T. Location: Indiana Posts: 903 Trading: (40)	Re: A Visit To The Mental Asylum Haha!!

08-28-2011, 09:27 PM	#9
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: A Visit To The Mental Asylum That's why we're here! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

08-29-2011, 07:03 AM	#10
WittyUserName WOOOHOOO Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Adam Location: Virginia Posts: 1,455 Trading: (15)	Re: A Visit To The Mental Asylum I was thinking the bucket as well, haha. I will pass this on.

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