kitty-cat who stuttered

Genetic Defect · 05-13-2011, 09:17 PM

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. `Human beings are the only animals that stutter`, she says. A little girl raises her hand. `I had a kitty-cat who stuttered`, she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
`Well`, she began, `I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
`That must`ve been scary`, said the teacher.
`It sure was`, said the little girl. `My kitty raised his back, went `Fffff, Fffff, Fffff`..And before he could say `F***`, the rottweiler ate him!!!

TBone · 05-13-2011, 10:39 PM

roflmao

05-13-2011, 11:01 PM

kelmac07 · 05-14-2011, 07:28 AM

hscmit · 05-14-2011, 07:33 AM

that got a chuckle

Starscream · 05-14-2011, 02:30 PM

05-14-2011, 02:48 PM

Thanks for the laugh.

05-13-2011, 09:17 PM	#1
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,202 Trading: (5)	kitty-cat who stuttered A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. `Human beings are the only animals that stutter`, she says. A little girl raises her hand. `I had a kitty-cat who stuttered`, she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. `Well`, she began, `I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! `That must`ve been scary`, said the teacher. `It sure was`, said the little girl. `My kitty raised his back, went `Fffff, Fffff, Fffff`..And before he could say `F***`, the rottweiler ate him!!!

05-13-2011, 10:39 PM	#2
TBone Equal opportunity Bomber Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Paul Location: Virginia Posts: 2,508 Trading: (25)	Re: kitty-cat who stuttered roflmao

05-13-2011, 11:01 PM	#3
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05-14-2011, 07:28 AM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: kitty-cat who stuttered __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

05-14-2011, 07:33 AM	#5
hscmit Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: James Location: no where Posts: 2,200 Trading: (4)	Re: kitty-cat who stuttered that got a chuckle

05-14-2011, 02:30 PM	#6
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: kitty-cat who stuttered __________________ Insert quote here.

05-14-2011, 02:48 PM	#7
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: kitty-cat who stuttered Thanks for the laugh.

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