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Genetic Defect 05-13-2011 09:17 PM

kitty-cat who stuttered
 
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. `Human beings are the only animals that stutter`, she says. A little girl raises her hand. `I had a kitty-cat who stuttered`, she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
`Well`, she began, `I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
`That must`ve been scary`, said the teacher.
`It sure was`, said the little girl. `My kitty raised his back, went `Fffff, Fffff, Fffff`..And before he could say `F***`, the rottweiler ate him!!!

TBone 05-13-2011 10:39 PM

Re: kitty-cat who stuttered
 
:r:rroflmao

jwillm 05-13-2011 11:01 PM

Re: kitty-cat who stuttered
 
:lr:lr:lr

kelmac07 05-14-2011 07:28 AM

Re: kitty-cat who stuttered
 
:r :r

hscmit 05-14-2011 07:33 AM

Re: kitty-cat who stuttered
 
that got a chuckle

Starscream 05-14-2011 02:30 PM

Re: kitty-cat who stuttered
 
:r

ahc4353 05-14-2011 02:48 PM

Re: kitty-cat who stuttered
 
:r

Thanks for the laugh.


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