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03-10-2010, 11:57 AM | #10 |
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Re: Pics of your ashtray
Here's a quick contest. . . examine this photo of the Stinky Cigar Ashtray - Herf Edition (world's largest cigar ashtray). Send me a private message with what is different. DO NOT post the answer (yet). And all you comedians. . . please don't post any hints!
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