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Old 09-11-2009, 02:26 PM   #1
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Default deli story

a guy walks in to a deliatessen, sits down and is handed a menu by a very attractive young waitress. The menu reads:


Tuna sandwich...$3.50, Corned beef sandwich...$4.50, and handjob ...$5.00




He asked his waitress " are you the one that gives the handjob?" She smiled a big smile and said "yes".





"Then go wash your goddam hands I want a tuna sandwich"
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