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Scottw

09-11-2009 01:26 PM

deli story

a guy walks in to a deliatessen, sits down and is handed a menu by a very attractive young waitress. The menu reads:

Tuna sandwich...$3.50, Corned beef sandwich...$4.50, and handjob ...$5.00

He asked his waitress " are you the one that gives the handjob?" She smiled a big smile and said "yes".

"Then go wash your goddam hands I want a tuna sandwich"

kaisersozei

09-11-2009 01:28 PM

Re: deli story

:r

$5? Must be the lunch special.

kelmac07

09-11-2009 02:04 PM

Re: deli story

LOL!!

DonniePaul

09-11-2009 02:16 PM

Re: deli story

That's great!

:r:r:r

Commander Quan

09-11-2009 02:19 PM

Re: deli story

I would be a little suspicious about that tuna...

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