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Old 03-30-2009, 04:15 PM   #1
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Default Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

I just want to make sure everyone is up to date on their Canadian Temperature Conversions


50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the beer keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero - all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying, "Cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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