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Old 07-29-2014, 10:14 AM   #1
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Default Every man's dream

Recently divorced, Jack's hormones get the getter of him and he heads to a singles bar that caters for an older crowd.

Meets a very good looking fifty-something and they have a few drinks.

She leans over and whispers in his ear: "Would you like to come back to my place for the ultimate.... any man's dream ..... a mother-daughter threesome."

Jack's up like a shot and they head to her place, his heart pounding in anticipation.

She unlocks the door and yells upstairs...

" Hi mom we're home - get ready, we'll be right up!"
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