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nutcracker 07-29-2014 09:14 AM

Every man's dream
 
Recently divorced, Jack's hormones get the getter of him and he heads to a singles bar that caters for an older crowd.

Meets a very good looking fifty-something and they have a few drinks.

She leans over and whispers in his ear: "Would you like to come back to my place for the ultimate.... any man's dream ..... a mother-daughter threesome."

Jack's up like a shot and they head to her place, his heart pounding in anticipation.

She unlocks the door and yells upstairs...

" Hi mom we're home - get ready, we'll be right up!"

STEVE S 07-29-2014 09:33 AM

Re: Every man's dream
 
THAT IS A :sl IN THE FACE OR A :gary :r:r

Porch Dweller 07-29-2014 11:08 AM

Re: Every man's dream
 
Bow-chicka- OH NO!!!

kelmac07 07-29-2014 01:31 PM

Re: Every man's dream
 
:r :r :r :r

czerbe 07-29-2014 02:13 PM

Re: Every man's dream
 
ugh LOL

RUNYYFan 07-29-2014 06:51 PM

Re: Every man's dream
 
Ugh, the thoughts I need to clear from my mind.

:r :r :r :r


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