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03-06-2013, 08:02 PM | #1 |
Cigar Smokin' Patriot
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Crumpled....
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," I said. She gave me a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. "Have you ever seen a fifty dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asked. "No," I said. She gave me another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. "Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?" "No," I said, intrigued. "Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."
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