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"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," I said.
She gave me a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a fifty dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asked.
"No," I said.
She gave me another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," I said, intrigued.

"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."

Re: Crumpled....

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 1804216)

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take it to the next level!

"Because sometimes your 2 best friends are a$$holes too!"

Re: Crumpled....

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Originally Posted by shark (Post 1804204)

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