For those who overstocked for the rapture.

[justonemorestick]

I know that many of you have been preparing for an event that hasn't happened as planned and now have excess supplies just taking up space.

For all of those who overstocked for the rapture I am offering my services to dispose of such dangerous items as cigars, pipe tobacco, gunpowder, primers, ammunition, firearms, adult art materials, and adult beverages.

There will be no disposal fee charged and full amnesty given.