Denver Donkeys

macms · 11-08-2010, 08:38 PM

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it is a blowout, then they all show up.

Q. What do you call 57 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Denver Broncos

Q. What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "JesusChrist."

Q. How do you keep a Denver running back out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal line.

Q. What do you call a Denver Bronco with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Denver Bronco does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Broncos and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

11-08-2010, 08:38 PM	#1
macms ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mile High Posts: 996 Trading: (56)	Denver Donkeys How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it is a blowout, then they all show up. Q. What do you call 57 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Denver Broncos Q. What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "JesusChrist." Q. How do you keep a Denver running back out of your yard? A. Put up a goal line. Q. What do you call a Denver Bronco with a Super Bowl ring? A. Old Q. What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Denver Bronco does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody remembers. Q. What do the Broncos and a possum have in common? A. Both play dead at home, and get killed on the road. __________________