Things that annoy me (for your reference)

[Tikihut27]

-National Geographic Channel calling itself "Nat Geo"

-Volkswagen calling itself "Vee Dub"

-People who don't understand what yield signs mean

-Cigars with draw problems

-Lawyers advertising to help people whose "lives were ruined by DWI charges"

-"Irregardless"

-Trekkies

-Cashiers who explain how to use the credit card reader, as I'm using it

-People who make hand gestures while talking on cell phone earpieces in public

-People talking on cell phone earpieces in public

-"Zero Sugar"

-When the grocery store changes the aisles around for no reason

-People who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"

-Matches that break when you try to strike them

-Automated "customer service" lines

-Boaters who run over my fishing lines

-Those little fake post-it notes on the front of my newspaper

-The server being down

-When the media uses the phrase "woman __________", as in "woman athlete" as if using the word "female" is a bad thing. Here's a cheat sheet, geniuses:
Man on the street: Woman on the street
Male volleyball player: Female volleyball player

-Gout

-Having to update the PS3

-Valspar calling their new line of paint "Hi-Def"

-That crazy cat of hers

-Internet auction sellers who say "No Reserve!" but have a huge starting bid

-The memory card being full

-Volkswagen trying to get people to punch each other when they see a Volkswagen when the game IS ONLY FOR VW BUGS. (That's two, VW.)

-"Did you want the value meal?" Did I ask for the value meal? Then, NO.

-Fake "Reality" shows

-The fact that Joaquin Phoenix's Letterman appearances are considered news

-People who come way too early to garage sales

-People who leave their shopping carts loose in the lot when there is a cart corral RIGHT THERE

-People who wait for the closest parking space for five minutes, blocking traffic, when there is an empty spot maybe 75 feet farther away from the store

-Losing my bait

-Losing the fish

-Losing my entire rod and reel to a fish when I'm busy lighting a cigar

-People who end their sentences with prepositions

-Forgetting to put the garbage out

-Remembering to put the garbage out and forgetting it's a holiday

-Peter Gabriel's "The Power of the Heart"

-People who set the AC to -20 degrees when it gets over 75 outside

-Protesters

AND

-People who complain about the little stuff