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03-11-2020, 08:02 AM
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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So Punny...
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon 1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower 1 million microphones: 1 megaphone 2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds 52 cards: 1 decacards 3.45 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
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