Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum

Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/index.php)

- Jokes (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=59)

- - So Punny... (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=75702)

Steve

03-11-2020 07:02 AM

So Punny...

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram

Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

1 million microphones: 1 megaphone

2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds

52 cards: 1 decacards

3.45 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League

G G	03-11-2020 04:04 PM

Re: So Punny...

Very bad as usual but amusing surprisingly. LOL

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:52 PM.