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Old 08-31-2011, 08:38 AM   #1
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After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly...then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks..... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen....but it will get better....
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