William Shatner.

03-21-2010, 05:00 AM

A female reporter asked William about his dealings in the movie world and how obscure his characters had been. This is the reply she got.

“I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!”

Seems William ShatInHer Handbag!

Starscream · 03-21-2010, 07:46 AM

Bill is the man!

icehog3 · 03-21-2010, 07:58 AM

Bet he still shags alien chicks though.

DMK · 03-21-2010, 10:30 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC_2Q...eature=related

Starscream · 03-21-2010, 10:34 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjc9nV9p5M4

mosesbotbol · 03-21-2010, 10:42 AM

He's from Montreal? Québécois? I knew he was Jewish, but a Montreal Jew... Must be eating at Main, lol...

Neuromancer · 03-22-2010, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mosesbotbol

He's from Montreal? Québécois? I knew he was Jewish, but a Montreal Jew... Must be eating at Main, lol...

You mean you couldn't tell he was Jewish by looking at him?

You know what they say about us...we all look alike...

Skywalker · 03-23-2010, 07:05 AM

Neuromancer · 03-23-2010, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

Uh...for what?

T.G · 03-23-2010, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Neuromancer

Uh...for what?

03-21-2010, 05:00 AM	#1
Tashaz Guest Posts: n/a	William Shatner. A female reporter asked William about his dealings in the movie world and how obscure his characters had been. This is the reply she got. “I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!” Seems William ShatInHer Handbag!

03-21-2010, 07:46 AM	#2
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: William Shatner. Bill is the man! __________________ Insert quote here.

03-21-2010, 07:58 AM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,267 Trading: (60)	Re: William Shatner. Bet he still shags alien chicks though. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

03-21-2010, 10:30 AM	#4
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03-21-2010, 10:34 AM	#5
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03-21-2010, 10:42 AM	#6
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03-23-2010, 07:05 AM	#8
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