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Tashaz 03-21-2010 05:00 AM

William Shatner.
 
A female reporter asked William about his dealings in the movie world and how obscure his characters had been. This is the reply she got.

“I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!”

Seems William ShatInHer Handbag!

Starscream 03-21-2010 07:46 AM

Re: William Shatner.
 
Bill is the man!

icehog3 03-21-2010 07:58 AM

Re: William Shatner.
 
Bet he still shags alien chicks though.

DMK 03-21-2010 10:30 AM

Re: William Shatner.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC_2Q...eature=related

:r:r

Starscream 03-21-2010 10:34 AM

Re: William Shatner.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjc9nV9p5M4

mosesbotbol 03-21-2010 10:42 AM

Re: William Shatner.
 
He's from Montreal? Québécois? I knew he was Jewish, but a Montreal Jew... Must be eating at Main, lol...

Neuromancer 03-22-2010 07:31 PM

Re: William Shatner.
 
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Originally Posted by mosesbotbol (Post 801194)
He's from Montreal? Québécois? I knew he was Jewish, but a Montreal Jew... Must be eating at Main, lol...

You mean you couldn't tell he was Jewish by looking at him? :r

You know what they say about us...we all look alike...:D

Skywalker 03-23-2010 07:05 AM

Re: William Shatner.
 
;s

Neuromancer 03-23-2010 11:04 AM

Re: William Shatner.
 
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Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 803230)
;s

Uh...for what?

T.G 03-23-2010 11:53 AM

Re: William Shatner.
 
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Originally Posted by Neuromancer (Post 803503)
Uh...for what?

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