Sick Days

CBI_2 · 03-07-2010, 08:16 AM

Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced: "My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!"

"What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired.

"Last week," Bill explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the post office guy came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, 'My husband's home! My husband's home!"

G G · 03-07-2010, 08:17 AM

woot woot

massphatness · 03-07-2010, 09:03 AM

I don't get it

14holestogie · 03-07-2010, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness

I don't get it

Dick, is that you?

Somebody get this guy to a herf, stat!

kelmac07 · 03-07-2010, 10:00 AM

LOL!!!

Skywalker · 03-07-2010, 04:13 PM

No milk or mail that week!!!

Steve · 03-07-2010, 04:35 PM

Bad...real bad

jaydub13 · 03-07-2010, 04:40 PM

Rofl!!!

cort · 03-07-2010, 04:58 PM

G G · 03-07-2010, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cort

fail

Now you know that warrants at least three rofls

CBI_2 · 03-07-2010, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey

fail

Now you know that warrants at least three rofls

or two woots.

Razorhog · 03-07-2010, 08:05 PM

Got a genuine LOL from me.

G G · 03-07-2010, 08:05 PM

woot woot then.

03-07-2010, 08:16 AM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Sick Days Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced: "My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!" "What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired. "Last week," Bill explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the post office guy came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, 'My husband's home! My husband's home!" __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

03-07-2010, 08:17 AM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,723 Trading: (10)	Re: Sick Days woot woot

03-07-2010, 09:03 AM	#3
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: Sick Days I don't get it __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

03-07-2010, 10:00 AM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Sick Days LOL!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-07-2010, 04:13 PM	#6
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Sick Days No milk or mail that week!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

03-07-2010, 04:35 PM	#7
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Sick Days Bad...real bad __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

03-07-2010, 04:40 PM	#8
jaydub13 aka Little Pickle Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Jason Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 227 Trading: (5)	Re: Sick Days Rofl!!!

03-07-2010, 04:58 PM	#9
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: Sick Days

03-07-2010, 08:05 PM	#12
Razorhog Feeling at Home Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Beau Location: NE Arkansas Posts: 600 Trading: (4)	Re: Sick Days Got a genuine LOL from me.

03-07-2010, 08:05 PM	#13
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,723 Trading: (10)	Re: Sick Days woot woot then.