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CBI_2 03-07-2010 07:16 AM

Sick Days
 
Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced: "My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!"

"What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired.

"Last week," Bill explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the post office guy came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, 'My husband's home! My husband's home!"

G G 03-07-2010 07:17 AM

Re: Sick Days
 
woot woot

massphatness 03-07-2010 08:03 AM

Re: Sick Days
 
I don't get it

:D

14holestogie 03-07-2010 08:47 AM

Re: Sick Days
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 785195)
I don't get it

:D

Dick, is that you? ;) Somebody get this guy to a herf, stat! :r

kelmac07 03-07-2010 09:00 AM

Re: Sick Days
 
LOL!!!

Skywalker 03-07-2010 03:13 PM

Re: Sick Days
 
No milk or mail that week!!!:r:r:r

Steve 03-07-2010 03:35 PM

Re: Sick Days
 
Bad...real bad :D

jaydub13 03-07-2010 03:40 PM

Re: Sick Days
 
Rofl!!!

cort 03-07-2010 03:58 PM

Re: Sick Days
 
:r:r

G G 03-07-2010 06:34 PM

Re: Sick Days
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cort (Post 785638)
:r:r

:td fail

Now you know that warrants at least three rofls

CBI_2 03-07-2010 06:51 PM

Re: Sick Days
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey (Post 785773)
:td fail

Now you know that warrants at least three rofls

or two woots. :D

Razorhog 03-07-2010 07:05 PM

Re: Sick Days
 
Got a genuine LOL from me. :tu

G G 03-07-2010 07:05 PM

Re: Sick Days
 
woot woot then.:tu


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