The difference between "Guts" and "Balls"

02-05-2010, 01:09 PM

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

KenyanSandBoa · 02-05-2010, 01:39 PM

...that is FANTASTIC!!

G G · 02-05-2010, 01:41 PM

Nice.

kelmac07 · 02-05-2010, 02:18 PM

Good one.

RevSmoke · 02-05-2010, 02:42 PM

And here I thought that was all about that one movie they made....

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Dumb & Dumber

yourchoice · 02-05-2010, 02:45 PM

That is great!

ucla695 · 02-05-2010, 02:48 PM

02-05-2010, 01:09 PM	#1
RazzBarlow Guest Posts: n/a	The difference between "Guts" and "Balls" GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

02-05-2010, 01:39 PM	#2
KenyanSandBoa The Nightman Cometh... Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Jim Location: Massholia Posts: 1,463 Trading: (74)	Re: The difference between "Guts" and "Balls" ...that is FANTASTIC!! __________________ I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears.

02-05-2010, 01:41 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,737 Trading: (10)	Re: The difference between "Guts" and "Balls" Nice.

02-05-2010, 02:18 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The difference between "Guts" and "Balls" Good one. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

02-05-2010, 02:42 PM	#5
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,875 Trading: (51)	Re: The difference between "Guts" and "Balls" And here I thought that was all about that one movie they made.... ... ... ... ... ... ...wait for it... ... ... ... Dumb & Dumber __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

02-05-2010, 02:45 PM	#6
yourchoice Down the stretch Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joel Location: South Jersey Posts: 4,102 Trading: (36)	Re: The difference between "Guts" and "Balls" That is great!

02-05-2010, 02:48 PM	#7
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: The difference between "Guts" and "Balls"